Category Archives: home improvement

The pitch: a sequel to the movie Glitter, where Mariah has a wisecracking, sidekick dog

So I realized that I’ve only been talking about the kitchen and pantry lately when in reality there’s a lot more going on – namely, two bathrooms and the master closet. Come with me into Stresslovania… The 1st floor bathroom … Continue reading

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cough*Home Depot*cough

Maybe I’d have something to write/show you fine readers today if a CERTAIN SOMEPLACE had our windows in when they said they would. As in, they were supposed to be here 10 days ago. That’s Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, … Continue reading

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You ConDuIt

GET IT? Conduit.  Con-Du-It/Can-Do-It.  I made a conduit joke.  Actually, I made the joke and then I explained it, which is what one really looks for in quality comedy. I’ll be appearing at the Electricians Local 001 Annual ‘Holidays On … Continue reading

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It’s chaos I tells ya, chaos

Well. The house is Disasterland. We could sell tickets. You really would not want to visit Disasterland, but maybe with some clever marketing and a zippy jingle, like “Come to Disasterland – Leave sneezing out black stuff,” we could make … Continue reading

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Goodbye. We hate you.

Goodbye kitchen. We hate you and your tired, crumbling cabinets, your plastic tiled walls, your sorry excuse for a floor, and your dark, dreary attitude. And seriously, why do you look jaundiced all the time? Goodbye bathroom. We tried to … Continue reading

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A B&E – that’s Breaking and Entering for you non-criminals

  I broke into my locked garage yesterday. I was like Bonnie and G was Clyde. Did Bonnie and Clyde break into places or did they just rob banks?  I have no idea… either way, I bet Bonnie knew her … Continue reading

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The Making of the Medicine Cabinet

Hello there. I’m writing this as the “Great Lakes Cyclone” is blowing outside.  Cyclone. I’m tempted to mock this so-called cyclone, as it’s just a little windy outside, but then I’m afraid the roof will blow off and then who’s … Continue reading

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The Medicine Cabinet Sneak Peek

  Every once in a while you have to purchase something for the house, and your mind gets blown away at how much it costs. Case in point: Medicine cabinets. Is this a racket or what? Do all the manufacturers … Continue reading

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This Old House recap 10.16.10: IT ALL FALLS DOWN

Greetings This Old House viewers. I’m writing this after watching the Bears get beaten by the Seahawks, so let’s just say I’m in a bit of a foul mood. But I also watched Kevin and the Gang tackle the Auburndale … Continue reading

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How I was duped by a bunch of Swedes

IKEA, oh IKEA. You’ve humiliated me. And yet I adore you. Let’s set the scene. You’re me. You’re at IKEA. You’re shopping for bathroom accessories: towel racks, toilet roll holder, maybe a hook or two (of course you’ll leave with … Continue reading

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