You have an enthusiastic outlook on life today, because you finally replaced a dark void in your home. Etsy trolling pays off. Remember that low wattage = freedom to be messier. If you accidentally eat sawdust today, just go with it – it’s like nature’s chopped nuts. Well chopped nuts are nature’s chopped cuts but nature like trees are nature. OK so maybe sawdust is like nature’s Magic Shell? Don’t spend money on unnecessary items. Except for a camera. You totally need a camera. And cookies, because cookies are delicious. Put increased effort into your house projects, because it’s been over a decade and we’re all really tired of hearing you talk about them at this point. A romantic relationship will thrive, as the two of you continue to mock that show about that doctor with the guy who looks like he’s wearing mascara. Be suspicious of the Chinese food delivery guy – he knows too much. Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 17. Lucky phrases: “Let’s invest in caulk.” “Yes I would love to hear about your church, c’mon inside and I can then tell you about our wood staining.” “Hi, Whirlpool? Our new oven no longer wants to cook our food. Send help.”
Haven't had a light in the dining room for over a year - we installed this one G found on Etsy over the weekend. Thumbs up.
